female blumpkin

The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.

Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.

by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008

Female Apology

The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.

Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".

So how did it go last night?

It was OK, I didn't get an apology.

How is that OK, she was completely out of line!

It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.

by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009

1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness)

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.

Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:

1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.

An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.

Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.

by Irate Beagle November 7, 2016

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

He-female

Partially an antonym for shemale. A strongly masculinized short-haired bisexual woman, who wears a suit, a man's hat, pants, a white shirt, a black tie, and entertains the intimate company of some bisexual {slutboy

The Mistress: Kiss your he-female in the neck, slutboy. Come on, come on...

by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

female ejaculation

Seminal fluid that is excreted from the urethra as a woman reaches the orgasm stage from masturbation or sex; not to be confused with urine, which excretes waste, while this is a clear/milky color

As Susan reached her orgasm, she released a clear liquid. She thought it was urine, but her boyfriend informed her it was female ejaculation.

by theflowrqueen July 19, 2017

fecalpheliac

Compulsion for fiddling with or otherwise excitedly manipulating human excrement, usually for sexual arousal

Only his brown stained fingernails gave any indication that he was a closet fecalpheliac

by jdt November 13, 2003