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FACEBOOK REVEAL

This is the moment that you realize new things about people you thought you knew in high school, childhood or whatever after reading their Facebook profile. Just like in that MAKEOVER show, the REVEAL is where it is all explained.
Looking through a facebook page you see that an old guy friend is social networking, single and interested in MEN.

I knew that Jim was a little effeminate, but through a facebook reveal, he is apparently gay.
by RobertoB February 4, 2009
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Facebook Hawk

A person who is constantly looking on people's facebook sites and knows everything that is happening, or has happened that day on facebook.
Ahhh i see you went to the BBQ at the weekend buddy.

How do you know? You're such a facebook hawk!
by jdizzle22rhcp May 13, 2009
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Facebook

Most efficient, discreet, time consuming and wasting, stalking system known to man to this day. Facebook is the best and safest online network to stalk without being caught (unless you post a comment on or "Like" the stalking object of course!)
Oh my god, they broke up, i saw it last night on facebook!

or again

i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight!

and again:

did u see the people he/she hangs out with?!
by Lilz 2 November 22, 2009
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Facebook

A social networking site designed to suck you dry of all time, violate your privacy, and connect you with your friends.
I found Peter on Facebook, but now he knows I've been shacking up with his girlfriend.
by esbar February 6, 2010
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facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober
"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"
by xx.kw April 11, 2010
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Facebook depression

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.
I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.
by dp916 April 18, 2011
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facebook regret

Commenting or posting on a friend's wall and immediately regretting the action, in fear that they won't appreciate or enjoy the post, so much so that you consider instantly deleting the post rather than suffering awkwardness.
Two hours after posting the video with no comments or likes, Connie immediately was hit with a case of facebook regret.
by Longing for a Like in Lansing January 19, 2011
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