Epic Failure

Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.

(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure

by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010

epic winure

An especially epic win.

At some point people started calling failure a fail because the "ure" switched teams for an epic winure.

by HeyDave1005 May 7, 2010

Epic-kin

The act of a blumpkin, and gamekin at one time.

Yo i got an Epic-kin last night, my life is fulfilled.

by The "beeb beeeb" kid December 7, 2010

epic fool

a person accused or guilty of an epic fail; an idiot

OMG that dude just spilled his drink all over his girlfriend!

Wowww. What an epic fool.

by lalaxoxoxo December 29, 2010

epic richiement

term describing a total failure at something, similar to well known epic fail.

Guy 1: "Hey have you seen Mitch since the party?"
Guy 2 : "Naaah he scored an epic richiement with that girl so he decided not to show up again"

by undecided11 November 25, 2010

Epic Hand Motion

When one does an Epic Face then follows it up with a hand motion where your pinky and ring finger are flexed and slightly elevated above your palm and your ring finger is sticking straight out but slightly bent and your index finger is pulled halfway in while your thumb is curled in and you move your hand in random directions.This was invented by RandyKane in Georgia History Class in 8th Grade.

Kane- *Epic Face*
Randy- *Epic Face*
Kane-*Epic Hand Motion*
Randy-*Epic Hand Motion*
Random Kid-OMG yall are so beasssttttt!

by Koozey December 14, 2011

epic butt

A butt that clean, awesome, totally rad, and stupendously large.

You can tell that is an epic butt because it's so dang large!!

by Katy Perry (goddess) June 7, 2014