Dinkerfucked

A complete state of total drunk to the point of complete and total brain failure and loss of all function including speech and bowel functions.

Dude...tonight....we're getting Dinkerfucked.

by Scoot212 September 7, 2013

Dinked up

Being impaired and unable to function.

Very High and/or Drunk

Joey got all dinked up at the pub last night and couldn't say his own name.

by Flareside92 March 25, 2016

Dinkleboo

A stage 5 clinger also categorized as a turd ball hanging from an ass hair

Dude, we went out one time and she is already a dinkleboo

by Osiris944 April 4, 2016

Dink Bumblememe

a bumblememe is a special variety of stale memeage which is dank in texture and reminiscent of your favourite sink. commonly found lurking in discrete areas where it feeds off lesser memes in order to survive the long winter months ahead.

gee whiz golly hecking gosh that dink bumblememe is the dankest of all

by dinkleberry pie April 18, 2016

dinkelberg

Dinkelberg is the name of the source of all evil. If anything bad happens in your life it is always due to Dinkelberg's evil schemes.
The most common way to use this word is to state what happened followed by angrily, but quitly, saying his name.
Alternatively you can call out his name, immediatly after the effects of his despicable plan affect you.

You: "I got fired today! Dinkelberg..."

Boss: "Sir, you're fired"
You: "Dinkelberg!"

by DaveTheVader February 20, 2017

dinklecotton

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)

ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

by The guy with website humor May 8, 2017

Dinkle

A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.

Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!

by Harshbuttrue February 9, 2018