Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!

After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!

by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011

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Freefall Discharge

The release of human excrement after reaching terminal velocity. (Literally take a fat dookie while skydiving feet first)

Your just a fat pussy until you Freefall Discharge

by Solo Dolo Cholo June 16, 2013

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dishonourable discharge

You go to a dude's house thinking you're up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.

Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.

by Clitteratti August 27, 2015

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dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

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