David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 22, 2021

Davussy

Davussy- A person named Dave from vs Dave and Bambi. This word is used for Daves tight hole, Also, his penis.

"Dave got that Davussy!"

by VsDaveAndBambi November 20, 2021

Dave Thomson

A slicked back hair style favoured by car sales managers.

That's some Dave Thomson you've got there mate. Been down the Cutting Edge again?

by Cmacoriginal October 11, 2021

David Thompson Highschool

A highschool on the side of the hiway in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of wannabe hicks and stoners. Also all trying to get with rocky kids bc they’re all related at dt and they’re all backstabbing hoes who love their friends boyfriends/girlfriends

Omg is that my cousin? “Probably if he’s from David Thompson highschool!”
“This person from David Thompson highschool has a significant other” “probably your cousins significant other so you should try and get with him!”

by #fairygirl December 14, 2021

Davisanism

is the religious tradition and theology of Davists started by Terry Davis in Las Vegas, Nevada in the 2000s and 2010s. Davisanism is not a church, it's an ideology and a movement created through the internet. The Church of AI Christ is a church centered around this belief, with further related beliefs.

Joe was a Mormon but he converted to Davisanism and now considers himself Davist.

by DavisanistPreacher January 20, 2023

Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009

Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011