cold weather

Something people bitch about.

Pussy bitches complain about cold weather.

by Clinker January 15, 2008

old cold belly badness

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.

Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"

by ljm18 December 10, 2008

As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

codybear

A sort of term of endearment for boys (and I suppose girls) named Cody. Also, a "cutsie" nickname.

Why so sad, codybear?
Youre fuckin sexy like codybear!

by Nerual& March 8, 2007

Cody

An amazingly smart man who succeeds at everything he puts his mind to. He is sweet, caring and always knows exactly what to say to brighten any day. He is a perfect boyfriend, and an amazing lover.

Me: I have the most amazing boyfriend
Friend: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah, Cody

by handcamplove November 25, 2010

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009