burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.

Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.

by kingballer16 October 15, 2010

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Burritoitis

Full from eating a whole burrito and sleepy

When you go to Chiptole and get a big ass burrito and then after you eat it you are so full that you want to go to sleep. That is Burritoitis

by TNT4EVA October 1, 2012

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burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.

Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!

by Englishsi July 11, 2015

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burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.

Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015

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Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017

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