lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 09, 2018

Example before definition

1) I'm gonna create a word
2) What is it gonna be?
1) Example before definition

When you switch the definition and example you get example before definition

by Saetern May 30, 2018

hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan

by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 12, 2011

thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"

"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...

by KatieWonder113 April 24, 2017

Bros before hoes

A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.

Tyler: "I had no choice!

Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"

by Don Heroic June 10, 2020

Bros before hoes

A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.

Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes

by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020

Bros before hoes

The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".

Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.

by Bro 2012 December 28, 2021