cunting badger

He's swish, he's smart, he's everything a girl could want - he's the cunting badger (8)

"Barney Stinson is the best"
"Yeah, he's a real cunting badger"

by JAB_008 September 19, 2013

australian badger

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.

Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.

by Jigbuck July 15, 2014

the badger

A girl who you're friend is considering dating, usually uncannily resembles an actual badger.

"Jeff better watch out or he'll get attacked by the badger"

by theBlakester June 11, 2006

badger

Dirty old man- a dodgy old guy looking for a beautiful young lady (young enough to be his daughter) to take back to his lair and have his way with... a male version of the Canadian slang expression , "cougar".

Donald Trump

"Look out Marielle, that old man is a badger!" :s

by Siobhan and Shane May 27, 2006

pink badger

Small animals that walk on their hind legs and have conversations with each other.

The other day there were a couple of pink badgers in my dirty laundry.

by Woodstock June 23, 2004

badgers

A small skinny wierd boy from st.johns close hayling. usually found feeding ferrets and liberating the fish . approach with caution can turn viscious

badger you cunt

by jimbob April 18, 2004

bodger

1. Relating to something crap.
2. Speaking in a deep retarded voice for no reason

1. "Yeah that Thai food last night was a bit Bodger"
2. "Stop talking to me in that Bodger voice"

by Andy J January 5, 2005