Mark the Bagger

A God among us. One of the very few baggers left on this Earth. He has blessed us with his presence. He usually appears randomly and when he does, it is pure magic. Some say that he lives here often. He is of short stature but he's always packing. As a womanizer, he leaves no prisoners. Mark usually appears on The Howard Stern Show and captivates us with his unusual voice. People will go as far to say that Mark the Bagger has fucked Based God's bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Mark the Bagger?
Guy 2: Yes! The legend! He's a god.
Guy 1: I heard he fucked Lil B's bitch.
Guy 2: True!

Mark the Bagger is the last known example of a viking warrior in modern day America.

by saltyorangejuice March 19, 2014

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Badger Leap

The act of leaping over 4 full rows of seats in a van to grab a bare breast while driving down the freeway!

Teal performed a flawless badger leap while in Fairbanks!

by JDash January 22, 2009

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vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

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Thug Banger

1. Gang bangin' thugs who love to hump and rump err ova the place.
2. A word to call a black person when you pissed off at it.

Synonyms: Jigaboo

1. Damn thug banger be gettin' err up in my wife's fallacious twat.
2. Get off my lawn you damn thug banger's and Jigaboo's! Live in your box elsewhere!

by Yung Bong December 25, 2008

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