weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

Redneck Atheist

A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.

I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

Simp-athetic

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.

Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy

by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021

Career Atheist

An atheist whose atheism is the focal point of their existence. They basically wear a badge that tells everyone their lack of belief. They are also self proclaimed critical thinkers, as if thats something average people can’t do.
There’s nothing wrong with being an atheist, but nothing special about it either.

Examples of Career Atheists include TJ Kirk, Matt Dillahunty, Christopher Hitchens, Thunderf00t, and the majority of people on Reddit and Quora.

by Mendoman June 13, 2023

pull an Athens

someone makes you speak a foreign language in front of a native speaker, so you have no choice but to do it

My dad will pull an Athens on me.

by LLer2004 March 27, 2019

atheist

some ignorant douche who claims to base their lack of faith on logic but is actually just places way too much importance on themselves to admit that anything could possibly be anything higher then them in the spectrum of things. They say that they dont beleive in God in any form because there is no proof. But they are too blinded {or stupid} to see all of the proof around them. LIFE is proof enough that God exists. Nature is responsible for the creation and evolution of the universe, but isn't it possible that God began nature and just let it run? Ever think about that? They often become defensive when the cant think of anything to say after being proven wrong, to no avail usually.

Atheist: haha! you believe in a supernatural being!!!

Normal person: then explain how the universe began.

Atheist: easy, the big bang.

Normal Person: ok, and what started that?

Atheist: ....well...a meteor?

Normal Person: riiiiiiight.....

Atheist: well...uh...YOUR STUPID!!!

Normal Person: whatever dumbass...

by Chubbzz April 27, 2007

Atheist

To the post above me, Definition 147.

We are not Antichrists, and we are not satanists. Atheists don't believe in any higher power, and that includes not believing Satan. We don't worship things we don't believe. Calm down dude. o_o

I would also like to point out your Hypocrisy.

You are the one who is complaining and whining, and essentially being the hateful one here. Look at what you wrote. Look at how hateful your words are towards us. Isn't Christianity supposed to NOT be so hateful? o_O

And there are so many Atheist vs. Christian debates and arguments, and not against Islam or Hinduism, because they aren't the ones who attack our views. You guys did.

My friend, you have the wrong impression on most Atheists. I am an Atheist myself. It is my choice to not believe in the existence of God. Like, half of my friends, my good friends that I like hanging out with are religious. But I don't mind that. Also, all of the Atheists that I do know are nothing like how you think they are.

Seriously, look back on what YOU wrote, and see how you are the one who is being hateful and prejudice towards us, and is the one who is complaining.

I am an Atheist. It is my choice to not believe in the existence of God and other entities. Why all the hate?

by Just a passive Atheist June 25, 2009