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kiss my asshole

Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.
Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!
by zippojoker August 25, 2009
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tear you a new asshole

Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form
Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.

Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.

Tear you a new asshole
by Airin Smith November 2, 2013
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make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
by Weeger January 21, 2008
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Asshole

(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.

(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.
That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.

He kicked me right in the asshole!!!
by FellFromTheNest June 22, 2008
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asshole

A inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk
by Sara McGee February 8, 2005
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Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?
by rperazag June 15, 2010
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