squid arse

When you shit like mad, even worse than explosive diarrhoea

After that curry last night, I’ve got a bad case of squid arse. It is flying out of me

by Mousepouse October 27, 2017

Duck Arse

When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp

Also applies when smoking more taboo substances

Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead

Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again

by JacobM July 1, 2010

bare arse

When you're shifting(french kissing) a right beure (good looking girl) and you put your hands down her leggings/skirt and underwear and grab her ass (hence why it's called bare arse you grab her bare arse) used in Ireland mainly in the west i.e. Galway, Mayo

Friend: That girl you were with in town didya get with her?

Lad: Sham it was more than that I slipped my hand down her knickers and I got to bare arse her

Friend: Seriously she's such a feek you're a lucky prick

Lad: Shup ya dirty fridget

by CheekyShifter June 24, 2018

up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.

by A smart arse November 30, 2011

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

doritos arse mohichan

When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan

"Hey Dude, Steve has passed out drunk, lets give him a Doritos arse mohichan

by AGB7 October 20, 2017