| Fuck-Tard | : Noun
¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.
² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.
³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.
² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.
³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
"You ruined it, you stupid FUCK-TARD!"
by Rockstarr3702 April 21, 2020
Get the Fuck-Tardmug. A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Ditz tardmug. App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.
Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.
by clappr February 25, 2015
Get the App-tardedmug. When something should be viewed as retarded and without any good memories, but you can't help but look back on it fondly
Bill: How was the new Rambo movie?
Steve: The acting was horrible, the script was miserable, the action scenes were so over the top that I couldn't really get into it, yet I enjoyed watching the whole thing. It was good-tarded.
Steve: The acting was horrible, the script was miserable, the action scenes were so over the top that I couldn't really get into it, yet I enjoyed watching the whole thing. It was good-tarded.
by whack86 March 29, 2009
Get the good-tardedmug. when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
by planekid December 18, 2017
Get the king of the tardsmug. Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.
by bamtime February 17, 2010
Get the twirl tardmug. by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
Get the Sarca-tardmug.