4 definitions by planekid

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

secret

I can't tell ya'll

hey guys! did you . . . SHH!

its a damn secret keep yo mouth . . .

by planekid March 20, 2018

fortnite

a complete utter waste of time that brainwashed kids. all the 12 year old cant shut the fuck up about it, and their diss to anything involves fortnite. smfh kids these days

yo want to hang out after school?
child: yeah we can hang on fortnite
lose my fucking number infant boi

by planekid November 29, 2018

sike

a roast. something where you gotta say, ohhhhhh! such as . . .

aight, so here is my ex's numba. SIKE !!! dats da wong numba!

by planekid January 9, 2018