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Amy Schumer

Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.

Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".

Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.

And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
Mostly Sex Stuff is about Amy Schumer making jokes, well, about mostly sex!
Amy Schumer by ESSJAY August 3, 2015
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Amy Jackson 

She is a slag who has disgusting nails. She needs to get a bath. She has nits and smells like fish
Amy Jackson by Fatdukcieieie June 24, 2019
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amy alien 

A popular TV show about aliens and their sightings on Earth in rural India. Very popular among villagers of Tamil Nadu and Karnataka.

Amy Alien is a show about an alien girl who is loved by a worker who toils in the wheatfields all day. For fun the workers break watermelons or do pranks together.
Did you watch the show Amy Alien?

- Yes, it is from 6-7 PM on Gemini TV

Isn't it funny how the worker loves Alien?
She is literally the most amazing human being on earth, she is loving she is great with animals and is overall a great person.Amy is most likely to love dolphins and marine life she probably spends most her day reading and playing out doors.... she may not have many friends but definitely do sent need them,she is her own girl , you would be lucky to find and Amy E.
Amy E. Is amazing and I love the way she works with animals!
Amy E. by NNAAKKAAII June 25, 2018

amy george evans 

The true form of Oliver Evans
dang hi amy george evans
a. A person with a truly amazing voice.

b. A role model for young girls that suggests that being a dependent, whiny, self-obsessed, arrogant bitch who indulges in self-victimization (it helps to sell records, god damn it) makes a woman super-duper-hawt. In other words, a feminist's nightmare come true.
Most people know at least two or three Amy Lees.
If your Amy Lee next door is not fake-crying, reading Twilight, taking pictures of herself fake-crying and reading Twilight, photoshopping the mentioned pictures in a ridiculously shitty way or posting them on a social network, then she probably went to that club in order to be bored and look down on everyone who is dumb enough to have fun.

Jhonen Vasquez, creater of Invader Zim and Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, is also one of the first describers of the stereotypical Amy Lee (see "Anne Gwish").

If you think I am talking about goth girls in general, read the definition again, but with your brain on.
Amy Lee by zombie bacon December 16, 2011

amy lynn 

she is really great shes a lover of bryson tiller and ricegum and she loves run she has a flat bum so dont go near okay guys but at the same time she loves you and loves shrek so yeah
Amy lynn: BUUUUUUUUUMMMMM CLUUUUUUUUUMMMPPSS!!!!!
amy lynn by love mayo May 19, 2016