Taking a Brian

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.

I had some bad shellfish , I am going to the bathroom and taking a brian.

by Nomad person August 9, 2023

kelly and brian

Kelly and Brian are the best couple in the world. She gets him to do the same sport as her, and he absolutely loves it. They spend the weekend at their sporting events and flirt constantly. Anyone around them can tell they love each other. He is a little bit of a nerd and under appreciated, but he makes her laugh so much. He is so giddy and open around her. She is more social and gets him to be a better person. There is no use trying to talk to them when they are around each other, because they are literally entranced. Brian does not want to admit his love, but everyone knows Kelly likes him. They will not end up at the same school, but they will never like anyone else after they meet. Brian and Kelly are the perfect couple, and they will do anything for each other.

"They are so cute, but not like kelly and brian."

"kelly and brian... ARE FINALLY DATING."

"kelly and brian are the best couple. They need to date then get married."

by 678true! May 30, 2018

Dirty Brian

The act of making eye contact with a surveillance camera whilst receiving oral.

He always takes it to a parking lot for the Dirty Brian

by DrGryzz01040 June 14, 2022

Brian Gonzalez

Bro this beaner really think his ass could rap. He is also known as the most trash fortnite player. He is a nigga in a white greengo body.

Brian Gonzalez is trash at fortnite

by OsvaldoMeow February 25, 2020

The Loving Brian

The act of uppercutting your partner in the taint while they are gargling your semen.

I gave my old lady the loving brian last night, then made her clean up the mess it made.

by ?r??s October 4, 2011

Brian Mannequin

Your own personal servent for any time of need

My legs are so sore, I’m gonna get my Brian Mannequin to get me some beer

by EvelSheep June 2, 2019

Brian's Law

Brian's Law is when a fandom takes a beleif too far, with the passion or activity that is manifested with exaggerated, excessive, irrational and tenacious passion. Refusing to tolerate other perspectives or conflicting beliefs.

Playsation's and Xbox fans arguing which console has better exclusives than the other...

Fandom is so toxic because of Brian's Law

by Brian776 January 21, 2021