toaster

when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat

After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!

by hhihii December 6, 2017

Dumb As Toast

A reference to one who is quite intellegent, but slow in the brain department.
Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.

"Man, i'd tap that guy so fast."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."

by Julian R. October 12, 2005

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010

Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.

I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.

by Polley July 6, 2006

your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

by Phinycs November 2, 2005

toast

A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".

We had a party and played toast last nite, Paul ate the toast.

by skeetskeetskippy November 24, 2007