as tits

A suffix used to add emphasis to something, it can related to absolutely any situation.

Zach: "you did you see that bitch?"
Keegan: "yeah man she was hot as tits"

Jesse: "that bitch i ate out last night was fishy as tits"

by Biggz89 June 27, 2008

official tissue

anything that is hot, the best, kick ass, dope, fresh, the shit, or poppin'.

"Kanye's new CD is supposed to be official tissue."

by Annifer Beautiful September 7, 2007

Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003

Ski-slope tits

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.

Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".

by mtstew August 14, 2009

whale tits

a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.

Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.

by Chad D January 22, 2008

Big, Fat Oprah Tits

Something grotesque yet appealing in a perverse way.

Banging her was big, fat Oprah tits but better than nothing.

by Ricki August 9, 2004

I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009