Hey dude want some tofish?
That depends what's a tofish?
Haven't you heard it's this new invention!
A fish made of tofu!
That depends what's a tofish?
Haven't you heard it's this new invention!
A fish made of tofu!
by Sleepy cat June 20, 2025
Get the Tofish mug.A British term co-opted by Australians analogous to the derivation instead though referring to someone/something you hold in high regard.considered top class
A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status.
A deadset legend.
When something is good.
A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status.
A deadset legend.
When something is good.
My mate Dirty Dingo, he's a proper toff cunt.
Fuck yes brah, the toffs have rocked up, I was bored like a hole in the ground.
You're toff lad
That's toff as.
I am a big Fan of that number 88 . Not only is he a dardy player, hes a absolute toff on and off the pitch.
I agree Digger, Muzies are not toff. They're Putrid inbred dogs. Speaking of dogs, although we will be underdogs like Nathan Paddison gettin shagged in boneyard, The new age Crusade will be on home turf so atleast we will have that advantage.
Fuck yes brah, the toffs have rocked up, I was bored like a hole in the ground.
You're toff lad
That's toff as.
I am a big Fan of that number 88 . Not only is he a dardy player, hes a absolute toff on and off the pitch.
I agree Digger, Muzies are not toff. They're Putrid inbred dogs. Speaking of dogs, although we will be underdogs like Nathan Paddison gettin shagged in boneyard, The new age Crusade will be on home turf so atleast we will have that advantage.
by Adolphinpainter88 November 28, 2025
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It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.
2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.
2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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Get the Useless toffee mug.When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.
OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!
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Get the technicolor tofu mug.When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.
I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!
by Wordsemup May 26, 2017
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