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Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.
Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!
by Ri'shard May 31, 2010
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Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).
'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
by 7678 April 30, 2009
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squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"
by Zaniel April 13, 2021
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hydraulic tits

When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.
Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?
by -anomynous July 11, 2015
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Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.
Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!
by surfdog March 10, 2009
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tit mit

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?
by Pinchi Mario October 6, 2008
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Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
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