tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened

Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015

Thith

A lisped rendition of the word "sis", which is in turn short for "sister". Used as a cheeky term of endearment among campy gay men, such as drag queens and their fans. Popularized by RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 contestant Aja (who ironically does not have an excessive lisp, but has been dramatized as such by fans).

"Werk thith!!!"

by dsfargayg December 3, 2017

thich

When that booty is thicccer than thiccc it is triple h thichhh

Ooooooo she ain’t thicc. she thich

by JellyJolden June 15, 2018

Jerry Tight Ass

A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety

Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)

Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder

by Brandy boo June 19, 2021

tight ass

A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.

Tight ass on that boy!

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

thighcheck

The one and only way to pronounce the name of Babyshambles drummer Adam Ficek.

I went to see Shambles last night, Thighcheck was totally shexxxyyy.

by specialmaryk February 16, 2008

thighroid

Massive thighs on a male bodybuilder that suggest he is possibly using steroids or other performance enhancing substances.

Dayum shaniqua peep dat boi'z thighroids he be strait jacked on dem purple pills. Iz guna be an urfquake if he goes all dum and hyphy in hurrr.

by SkyDive4Lyfe October 26, 2009