thighroid

Massive thighs on a male bodybuilder that suggest he is possibly using steroids or other performance enhancing substances.

Dayum shaniqua peep dat boi'z thighroids he be strait jacked on dem purple pills. Iz guna be an urfquake if he goes all dum and hyphy in hurrr.

by SkyDive4Lyfe October 26, 2009

Thighrone

a cool man that's adored but sussy as fuck

ayo thighrone is that you?! didn't know you were this sus ¬‿¬

by Thighrone March 5, 2022

Thighriction

The noise generated by a fat person when walking. This event is characterized by the rubbing of material due to the pressure being applied underneath it by the excess fat. Thighriction can also occur with skin on skin contact but the noise level is less noticeable. The common resulting side-effect of thighriction is worn pants in the crotch area, and in instances of skin to skin contact, a painful rash. The decibel level of thighriction is also dependent on the material being placed under these stressful conditions, with denim being one of the most audible.

You can always tell when Jenny is coming around the corner, as her thighriction precedes her.

by venivedivici August 25, 2008

Thighmonds

Thighmonds are the hot, sticky result of any sexual encounter in which the "pull out" method of birth control is employed and the male finds his release spillng all over his partners upper legs. Essentially it is the southern hemispheres answer to "the pearl necklace" of the northern territories.

"I can't believe you slept with him. You did use protection. Right?"
"Well..."
"You're kidding, right?"
"Well, he said he'd wear a condom and then, before I knew what was happening, he sprayed me like an alley cat yelling 'Yeah, baby, yeah! Thighmonds are a girls best friend!' and then he fell asleep on top of me."
"You sure can pick 'em, can't you?"
"Bitch."

by Aulderath January 19, 2013