The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.
by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019
Get the Swedish Fingersmug. A person who probably suffers from anxiety or depression because of the stressfull Environment in school, or just because of lack of Sunlight during the Cold seasons, and having to Wake up way too early for school.
by thekillingofcandide September 1, 2020
Get the swedish teenagermug. When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.
Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!
by yes!yes!yes! March 20, 2014
Get the Undercover Swedish Brothermug. You are so Swedish
by AngryBirdSikeItsSteven December 20, 2021
Get the Swedishmug. Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.
by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023
Get the swedish shopliftingmug. Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
Get the Swedish rollmug. A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
Get the Swedish Microwavemug.