Suicide buddy

A person who will help you cope with being sad and overcome thoughts of suicide.

“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”

If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline [phone]

by norscoryeah July 2, 2019

Banana Suicide

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.

Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.

by icats rof April 22, 2018

Corporate Suicide

The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."

This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.

Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!

George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!

by gravy111 November 30, 2010

suicide text

Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.

Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.

Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.

Matt: Newb.

by Mattydreads1 January 4, 2010

career suicide

intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"

What a way for a middle manager to go out, career suicide. it makes you not wanna watch (rolls eyes)

by Theamazinggeek April 20, 2019

indirect suicide

Doing something to yourself that will eventually be a factor in your death.

By smoking, sarah was comitting indirect suicide, because she later died of lung cancer.

After all those years of drinking Ben died of kidney failure, he indirectly comitted suicide.

when told by the doctor that he had cancer, James laughed because he knew all those years of smoking pot was indirect suicide.

by Jaggededgees September 19, 2006

Suicide Blonde

When you dye your hair blonde.

She's a suicide blonde.
"Dyed by her own hand."

by jo mommaaa February 5, 2008