splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.

hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?

by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009

splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015

laffy taffy splash

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.

If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy

by PinkWeenie November 15, 2022

Calgary splash

you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth

CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?

by the cum gun June 16, 2020

Splash Pad

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020

Splash Liability

Splash liability is a fall from the Tik Tok song when befuckled by skin surgery

Boom!Splash.Splash.One.Two.Ready and splash
Google security watching me:Hey I don’t see Splash Liability protections.Please stay down phoning from the moon rock!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Back-Splash

The water that hits your ass after a medium to large piece of shit breaks the surface of the toilet water, thus creating a splash effect.

My ass was wet after that large shit i took because of the amount of Back-Splash that came after it.

by Hungarian Barbarian October 27, 2011