Slash N’ Dash 

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

Slash N’ Dash by DankPods February 21, 2020

deep slash

very nasty remark fired at someone, usually in an exchange of
insults; verbal response to a cutting put down in an argument, but not always seriously; the name of the nastiest insult thrown out as the last word in argument; sarcastic response to a nasty remark

Bill: "You're so conceited you think your sh*t doesn't stink!"

Don: "Ooooooo, deep slash!!

deep slash by sparky3 February 26, 2011

splass 

A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.

Me:Today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, I GOT A SPLASS!
Them:A what?!
Me:A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!!!

splass by taywer February 19, 2015

Slashpoint 

A urinal

Keep my seat warm, Jeeves, I'm heading to the slashpoint

Slashpoint by JuPitEer February 17, 2009

splashdown 

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

splashdown by townsick May 4, 2010

Splah 

A stylish piece of bling or flashy outfit.

People always asking me what I got on they be like “hey Brandon what you got on?” Don’t worry about it sweetheart .... Dis dat splah, Dis dat splah right there

Splah by XxQXx April 15, 2019

Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011