splash seats

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.

I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.

by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021

splish splash

you were takin' a bath.

craig: "splish splash"

you: "nice"

by kigo August 5, 2022

splash rat

Is a little bitch with a shower not a grower and harasses little asain boys while they are naked

Splash Rat fucked my little asian brother what a freek

by pothedragonwarrior February 19, 2018

Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass

Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty

by Construction workers May 1, 2020

Radnor Splash

When a large amount of semen splashes over a woman’s face.

last night was the best Radnor Splash ever!

by Bit of a Fred May 24, 2023

laffy taffy splash

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.

If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy

by PinkWeenie November 15, 2022

Emerald Splash

A move that cannot be deflected

Kekyoin-Nobody can deflect the emerald splash!

by qwaccducc June 9, 2022