1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
In reference to Snakes On A Plane, an expression of sympathy for a bad situation. Another way of saying "that sucks."
by Mr. Stanturf May 19, 2011
A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 01, 2017
A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.
by TheVernon September 19, 2019
by Adirondackhillbilly69 September 09, 2018
by Pimplash August 01, 2023
When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen
How was the date with kyle?
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
by The treebase December 14, 2016