SlappinSoftees

When two dudes slap their flacid penises against each other, until the visually excited one loses.

The two sales guys are in the back slappinsoftees again.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014

slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.

After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

Slapping the rudder

To masturbate without consideration for volume.

I was trying to sleep and all i could hear next door was him slapping the rudder.

by Peté S J Bond May 20, 2016

Slapping the bush

Manual stimulation of the female genitalia

"She got caught slapping the bush at Starbucks."

"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."

by blowjobs are hot July 24, 2016

Slappy tap

To perform penis-vagina sex

Bruh she gave me sloppy top then I went in on the slappy tap, slap slap

by Slapslapslap January 3, 2017