Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.

When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Simmy

A nonchalant lil dude that likes scrambled eggs

(Typically indian)

Im just a little simmy

by simmyxz December 27, 2025

casey simms

A girl who has no standards, she a hoe. Also looks like a boy not titties no booty. Bitch would fuck ANYBODY .

Boy: I'm horny

Other boy: hit that bitch Casey Simms she'll fuck anything even your ugly ass

by Bad woe June 23, 2016

pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

josh simms

A big fat fuck who ate my cake and sits on me he also sucks dicks

Josh simms a fat fuck

by Mr badaman tumble November 6, 2018

oliver simms

literally a piece of absolute garbage

ex.
Holy shit! That Oliver Simms over there looks just like Dustin from stranger things!

by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete March 11, 2019

Ryan Simmerman

An annoying child, which still gets the ladies.

Look Ryan Simmerman cheated on Nelly Garcia!

by Tommy_is_suck April 7, 2019