severn school

n. Formed in 1914, this school was founded by Roland M Teal as an all boy preporatory school for the naval academy. Sitting on a beautiful 14 acres of prestine land on the bank of the severn river, the school boasts a low student-teacher ratio and is ammong the top 50 academic high schools in the nation. The "admirals" have long had a tradition of sporting excellence, and now belong to the Maryland Interscholastic Athletic Association. With 99% of graduates going on to college, it has one of the highest college promotion rates in the country.

"severn school has won the last two MIAA conference championships"

by crazy mik July 4, 2005

self serve

A word to define Masturbation.

"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"

by dawg321232145 May 12, 2008

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

moderate tavere cunt severity

when you know how pussy you could really even be
alt spelling: moderate tavear* cunt severity

Oh she is giving moderate tavere cunt severity down

by marylouwhoo December 9, 2021

Bitch Got served

A handy combination of "You got served" and calling someone a bitch. Used in the popular machinima "The Leet World"

- "I think the only one who wears panties around here is montrose"

- "What you mean like the ones I got from your dad?"

- "Yeah well... Thats just, I mean ah, eh um... Son of a bitch!"

- "Everybody hear that sound?"
"Bitch got served."

by Nitro378 August 4, 2008

soft serve twist ice cream

This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.

I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008

severin

A true mememaster, as seen from VGE

guy: I have an IQ of 160

girl: Why the fuck you lyin' why you always lyin'
guy: Wow, you're such a severin

by squiggo June 14, 2017