Turning a double dirty sanchez

When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.

Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.

by Dirk Thrustwell June 22, 2011

angry sanches

the all mighty combination of the dirty sanches and the angry dragon use your imagination. hint takes 3 to perform 2 guys and 1 girl.

this chick was giving me head and my friend was boning her in the ass as i was cuming i hit here over the head and nutt came out here nose my friend came to and shuved his fingers in her ass and wiped the same finger on here upper lip. damn thats hard to give an example for.

by clintz the god February 18, 2004

sanchoism

(1) An elaborate figure of speech, consisting of eloquent silence in response to stupid questions. Often accompanied by raising of the left eyebrow.

(2) An obscure religious cult, promoting the installation of the mythical beast named Sancho as god-empereor of the universe.

ad (1):
A: "Hey, shouldn´t you be studying?"
B: "..."
A: "Ah, don´t give me that sanchoism shit again!"

ad (2):
A: "That whole sanchoism thing isn´t catching on, as it would derserve, is it?"
B: "I blame buddhism."

by Werner Korsakow April 25, 2006

Manual Sanchez

The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.

I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!

by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006

pedro sanchez stache

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite

Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends

by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009

Sanchez

It means nothing...and yet it means everything. A word often used as a friendly insult(1). Can also be used as a decorative word(2).

1. You being a Sanchez.

2. Pass the bottle Sanchez.
Pardon Sanchez.
What the Sanchez.

by E, K, and M Sanchez September 13, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.

Dirty Sanchez had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010