Scoffentainious (adj.)

A scoffing reaction or expression that spreads quickly from one person to others, causing a chain of sarcastic or mocking disbelief.

In other words, it means contagious scoffing.

Scoffentainious (adj.)
Describing a scoff or sarcastic disbelief that spreads quickly from one person to others, often causing a chain reaction of mocking laughter or incredulous reactions.

Example: Her scoffentainious attitude was so infectious, soon the entire group was laughing at the ridiculous claim.

by milan1311 June 11, 2025

Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025

Sawyer Scruff

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Sawyer played by actor Josh Holloway. The effect is multiplied by having long locks of sun-bleached hair. See also Jack Scratch

Hot Girl #1- "Oh look at that guy over by the bar, damn!"
Hot Girl #2- "Mmmmm... nice eyes and Sawyer Scruff, Grrrrr!"

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

nob scoffer

Nob scoffer

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.

Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.

She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!

by mod69 May 3, 2008

meta scoff

To scoff at the lack of a scoff

Mick : You didnt scoff when i made that stupid suggestion
Gavin : Did you just have a meta scoff
Mick : Yes, yes i did

by Big Gav28-30 May 24, 2009

Muff Scruff

(n:) The hair unfortunately found on a vagina.

When a bitch is to lazy to shave, they probably have a bit of muff scruff on their pussy.

by das jewden November 8, 2009

Crankle Scoff

When "the kids" pose for a picture, placing a finger to their lips and scrunching their face to the the side like they are confused. Usually involves surprised, very pretty, well eye-lined eyes. Seems to have infected the teenage group like 80s metal hair did my generation.

All these kids do a crankle scoff in every one of their pictures, what is it they are so confused about, and who started this new look?

by Capricornicus Walkerus February 27, 2011