scootnu

when your penis is so enormous it scoots on the floor

ann,” ryan is was a scootnu after we hooked up.”

frank,” nice i should after hooking up with rachel.”

by shrekdad January 4, 2018

Scooterdaddle

(Verb) To get motivated to go somewhere. To scoot your ass down the road. Scooter riders riding together

Let's scooterdaddle to the beach.

by EZ B4KED June 10, 2018

scootinany

The Process of taking off all your clothes, and rubbing your anus against the fur of a shag carpet. While scream reading Mein Kampf on live tv.

Look at that Rob is doing the scootinany, I now respect him more than I used too

by FotnawCarllo June 28, 2018

Scootchin

Technique used to wipe your ass on the carpet.

Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.

by Todfather March 26, 2020

Scooty

Adjective ; First used at the edge of time itself to describe the fabric of existence. Calling something "scooty" meaning something that shouldn't be messed with.
Synonyms: "Sus" | "a bit fucky" | "not up to par" | "just all around scooty, seriously stay away from that shit" | etc.

"It's just a little scooty, don't FUCK with it."

by gay spag June 6, 2020

scootamaroo

A thingamabob but better, best thing on Earth!

I love to play with my scootamaroo

by Scootamaroo July 6, 2020

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020