Can't believe you and your super spunk sperm has only gone and got me up the duff (which means pregnant) without even trying

Your trying to tell me you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years yet after a drunk fumble one night your super spunk sperm has only gone and got her pregnant

Super spunk sperm by WeeCrombo649 November 15, 2022

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waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

waste of spunk by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

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Hanky panky spanky

Uh oh we start sweating. I’m feeling good. Next thing I tell her is hanky panky spanky. She said what. I said hanky panky spanky bitch. She flips over and says do whatever you want daddy.

Damn that girl let me hanky panky spanky her ass last night.

Hanky panky spanky by 3dumbroommates August 29, 2021

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spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

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