scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005

Scott

1) Male name
2) Type of toilet paper
3) Someone from Scotland (see Scot)

1) Omg do you know Scott? He's so sexy!!!
2) I just took a shit and wiped my ass with Scotties toilet paper
3) Look at that Scot over there with his plaid skirt on

by Home slice August 21, 2009

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Rachel Scott

Rachel Scott born in August 5, 1981 was the first victim of the Columbine High School shooting, she died on April 20, 1999. She was your average student, we made the Rachel Challenge. We miss you Rachel.

Those people who killed Rachel Scott deserve to go to hell.

by Ellenwhoop July 7, 2008

Scott Kurtz

N. Author of the web-based comic "PvP". Also known for being a hypocrite, his rants & raves, advice instructing children to take over the counter drugs so they can stay awake to play video games, general advice on how everyone should run their life, and his enormous ego. Mostly his ego.

"I got news for you people..."
"Video games will retard your child..."
"I love playing games."
"Let me tell you..."
"...I can say whatever I want in the strip..."

by typo November 24, 2004

Scottish Puppy Chow

The distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl's love canal after she hasn't showered since the last leap year. Similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut butter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man's chin.

Man that girl's Scottish Puppy Chow is so tastey I wish I could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009

Scottsdale

Welcome to Scottsdale,
were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.

life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.

So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one

MMM that girl from Scottsdale had BIG ASS BOOBS DUDE!

by IWantToLeaveScottsdaleNOW May 13, 2009