Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Atmospheric Science

The study of placing air into ones anus and then observing how the farts affect the atmosphere. Also known as the sexual act of Booty Puffing, or sticking medical instruments into the booty until a fart causes them all to melt and the resulting fumes are enhaled by the sexual partner, giving them strong hallucinations of giant butterflies.

Person 1: I'm so excited to become an atmospheric science major!
Person 2: Well if you enjoy placing instruments into your anus than that's just the field for you!

by jtthunder June 5, 2013

Weird Science

From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intention?
(Weird, ooh)
(Weird science)
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and the magic from the hand
We're makin' weird science, ooh
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors, talent and imagination
Weird science
Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true, living tissue, warm flesh
Weird science, ooh
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and (creation)
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants, electricity
We're makin' weird science
Fantasy and microchips
Shooting from the hip, something different
We're making weird science, ooh
Pictures from a magazine
Diagrams and charts, mending broken hearts
And makin' weird science
Something like a recipe
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?

(Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science)
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants
(Weird science)
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors
(Weird science)
Not what teacher said to do
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
It's my creation, it's my creation, ooh
My creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?
bits and pieces
Bits and pieces
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) bits and pieces
(Weird science)
It's alive!
Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science
Weird science
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
Ooh, no hesitation, is it real?
Just flesh and blood, just flesh and blood (it's my creation)
Just flesh and blood! (It's my creation!)
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science (science)
And (bits and pieces, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, pieces, science)
And (bits and bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (weird, bits and pieces, bits and)
Science, ooh!
And science
Science
Science
Science

by Death Menace October 10, 2022

government science

Any facts that can be debunked by amateur/junior scientists, yet can still be considered weighted opinions, but aren't fully doctrine on factual basis or actuality.

That's just government science, not fully weighted science.

by William Harglesis June 6, 2011

do you even science

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)

'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '

by tom healey September 11, 2016

do science

To take a dump, poop, crap. To have a bowel movement. To defecate.

Too much pico during linch today, I need to go do science for a bit.

by mangus July 13, 2006