salmon sniffer

Guys who like to smell dirty, bacteria infested vagina.

Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!

Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!

by Mimiko January 1, 2018

salmon cavern

A smelly vagina.

Alice: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Chad: Ain't gonna be putting my wood in that Salmon Cavern tonight.

by athh96@! January 23, 2018

salmanito

Salmon that likes the song despacito.

Despacito I don’t know what to say except salmanito

by Lilcorndogwithasideofkethcup May 22, 2018

Salman-run

Refers to Mr. Rushdie's hurried flight to escape persecution from radical Muslims, merely because he had exercised his right to free speech by authoring a controversial book.

Mass redfish-migrations typically take place in the fall of the year, but the Salman-run occurred as soon as the author felt threatened, regardless of the season of the year.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Salman Dawdledie

The lesser-known author-contemporary of the infamous Islam-basher; he merely wrote a mildly-doubtful-toned work regarding the religion and its followers, and so Iranian leaders didn't actually place a bounty on his head; they merely wanted to question him on his "motivation 'n' motives" surrounding the book. He therefore just quietly withdrew from the public eye and slowly travelled to a remote part of the country where he wasn't known well, and then lived out his remaining days in humble anonymity on the modest proceeds from his book.

I wonder if Salman Dawdledie enjoyed fishing during his retirement years?

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Salmon Sandwich

A salmon sandwich is a fermented decadent dish created by Australian restaurant empire - One Corbeau.

It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.

Hi Peter, I found your salmon sandwich in the bin, mind if I give it a go?

by Dover661 November 22, 2018

Salmana Roka

A smelly fish, with a tiny penis who loves his own gender. Has dead jokes and chills with people younger than him. He also finds it normal to call girls younger than him fit and peng.

Boy: “Salmana Roka stinks of fish, doesn’t he?”
Friend: “Doent he, everybody knows he had the smallest penis in England!”

by Ashy Mama December 22, 2018