nub rubber

A derogatory reference to a male which implies that he spends a lot of time masturbating his very small penis.

Guy 1: "Oops I messed up the job."

Guy 2: "Man, you are one stupid nub rubber!"

by Dingus999999 July 9, 2009

Chub Rubber

A man who jerks off other men for money.

I heard Zach is a chub rubber.

by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.

I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

rubbertoe

a toe made out of rubber.

in online gaming, the name of a player with style who's real name is roberto.

i am roberto; i am rubbertoe

by roberto May 24, 2004

Rubberneckin'

Getting so drunk your neck turns to rubber and cant support your head. Looking reminiscent of a bobble head.

Man Darcy Ross is fucking rubbernecked right now! he's the definition of rubberneckin'

Mark Powder and Josh Cardinal are so fucking Rubbernecked they just puked all over eachother!

by Rubberneckin' ross February 15, 2010

Rubber Band

The tightest, smallest, most reveiling thong of them all.

"The girl has on a RUBBER BAND" screemed Chris as he jumped down the basement stairs.

by Chris M October 28, 2003

Rubber Ducky

When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.

Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?

by okonkwo91 January 24, 2010