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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
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American Roulette

1) n.
A alternative version of Russian Roulette. American Roulette is the act of playing Russian Roulette; not with a revolver, but with a fully loaded semiautomatic pistol. As similarly contrasted by the 1955-75 space race; American Roulette has the same potential goal as it's Russian counterpart, but with guaranteed results.

2) adj.
The act of shooting or being shot with a semiautomatic pistol.
1)n.
Having had little success playing Russian Roulette; depressed little Johnny found great notoriety winning the American Roulette World Championship.

2) adj.
Tarrance and Robert were minding their own business when the cops showed up and hit them with that American Roulette.
by Buttchungus December 21, 2019
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Shit roulette

Noun

1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.

2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.
“ hahaha your bum got poopy because you lost shit roulette
by Musical spirits January 17, 2020
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Conception Roulette

When a bunch of guys each get a condom and poke a hole in one then put all of them in a bowl and each grab a random one
Hey babe I forgot to tell you, me and the boys played conception roulette a few months ago before we did it and I think I lost
by Dr knowsit January 23, 2020
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Polish Roulette

It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.

To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.
Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.

Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?

Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.
by HorseJerky1776 May 18, 2020
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Baby Roulette

It is when two or more men will have sex with a single female and all of the males will ejaculate inside the female's vagina. The winner of the roulette is determined by finding out who the baby's father is. If there are Twins, the rewards are either doubled or cancelled out depending on who is the father. If both fathers have one child each, that will end in a draw.
Me: I just lost a baby roulette against Jimmy
Friend: oh, what did he win?
Me: Child support fees and a family.
Friend: was the sex good though?
Me: yeah, it was pretty epic.
by Megatitty42 July 14, 2020
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human roulette

When 5 or more men of different races cum in a jar and then inject the semen into the a female's pussy, thus not knowing who is the father and race.
Hey man you going to the game on Saturday?
- Nah man I gotta do a human roulette that day.
by wakeup_julian September 24, 2020
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