Retard spelling

The way in which some idiots spell words.

'Your' when they mean, 'you're,' etc.

That guy uses 'to,' when he means 'too.' Such retard spelling.

by youranerd January 19, 2010

Politically Retarded

When one believes anything they see on their TV without checking it through. Then goes and says retarded off-topic shit

***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
Grandma: How come the Dems can fund Sound Barring walls, but not the border wall?
Me: *laughs* wow grandma you sound so Politically Retarded right now.

by Arianna_red22 July 29, 2018

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.

Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.

by MER8490 June 16, 2008

white retard

Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.

Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.

Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.

by Seagulls.exe September 25, 2017

King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

by Boomendo January 28, 2017

flipping retard

flipping retard a person or something that is fucking retarded a non vulgar less offensive when you dont want to use vulgar profane language

what the zoo done to that lion last week is flipping retarded

by littlejimmie March 5, 2019

retard rap

Also known as ringtone rap. Mainstream rap music that's more about posturing and telling you to buy crap than it is about anything meaningful. The "gangsta" pose, combined with the barely coherent, often materialistic lyrics, makes the performers sound retarded.

Easily identified by repetitive choruses that take up most of the song, and the rapper's insistence that you buy some new fad object that you'll be embarrassed to own in five years (such as grills, or parachute pants).

Person #1: "Yo g-dizzle, I just picked up dat new Paul Wall CD!"

Person #2: "Get that retard rap shit the fuck outta my face!"

by The Reverend Soup January 18, 2008