returnation

Things being returned

We are due for a sudden Returnation of missing items!

by Craig "MooGa" Harris May 28, 2008

Retarded Exclamation Point

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.

Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

Retard Fart

Shard shitting your pants either by accident or not.

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.

by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017

Retro Offensive

Something from the past that wasn't offensive then, but all of a sudden is offensive now.

Politicians are making everything retro offensive to further their agendas.

by Norm F. February 8, 2019

retrograde prick

An insulting and harsher sounding name to sling at a degenerate bastard.

Sir, you are a most retrograde prick.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

Retire The Sachem

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.

Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.

by 8782FHM9 October 21, 2020

maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

by Fizzywix November 12, 2008