Reddit

A website for former high school rejects now in their late twenties or early thirties to desperately compete for internet points by posting the most corny, rehashed comments and “jokes” they can in the hopes of generating enough self esteem and a feeling that they finally belong somewhere.

Kyle: Yeah, so after high school I started my own business, became an investor and date models, and I feel as complete as ever. What about you, Adam? We never talked in high school much.

Adam: I’ve been serially underemployed, my wife has irritable bowel syndrome, I’m eighty pounds overweight but I’ve got 600,000 karma from people just like me on Reddit!

by Johnnyzombie May 18, 2020

Reddit

The thing that stops me (and other teens) from drinking bleach after school.

I'm bored. Wait... FUCK IT, REDDIT TIME

by clorax September 29, 2020

Reddit Karma

A way to instantly win or lose an argument. Whoever has more Reddit Karma wins whatever argument they're having.

Joe: "Anime is good"
John: "No, it's not"
Joe: "I have 200 Reddit Karma though"
John: "Lmao, I have 1,000 Reddit Karma, you lose"
Joe: "Noooo"

by Xx_blackguyraper69_xX May 15, 2022

redbox and reach around

Redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as Netflix and chill. You will most likely not be watching a Redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying.

Mason: Hey Titus, sup?
Titus: Nothin' much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah?
Mason: Uhh, yeah?

by Cuddlesworth December 2, 2015

reddan

A bearded swedish lumberjack

Such a reddan

by chezzerz March 6, 2016

reddin

He is sexy and he loves the booty he won't stop to get the girls he loves weed and girls and he won't stop until he gets it

Omg Reddin would be a babe

by User6968 January 24, 2017

reddit

better than twitter at least

at least we dont ague at the most stupid things all of the time at reddit
everyone when they see this:

by someone else thats not u March 26, 2021