hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.

Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.

by Jeff November 8, 2004

Robert Pattinson

An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.

girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!

boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!

me: get a life both of u

by iamthe walrus12345 January 25, 2010

Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

THEEVING GYPSY ROBBERS

theeving (pronounced this way, not a typo) gypsy robbers are parasitic underbellies of society who do not contribute and feel they can take whatever they want. They wrench car doors open at night, steal your cd player but leave cds on the seat as they are too feral to enjoy your music, demonstrating they are both law-breaking and ungrateful.

"Those theeving gypsy robbers stole my cd player out of my car last night"

by Charl & Ewan June 23, 2006

Robert Pattinson

ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon

Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward

by Edward Hater December 31, 2009

rectal rooter

the most bad ass porn ever invented!!!

man rectal rooter is the best damn porn ever!

by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003

Robertõ Milko

A famous Alaskan hockey player.

Guy: Bro did you watch the game last night? Robertõ Milko shredded ass!”

by HockeyMaster420 December 28, 2019