The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
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by Mother Karen October 24, 2019
He likes girls with brown hair and wants to cuddle her forever. He’s Asian,loyal,funny, and smart. Never wants to let her girl go.
by Mother Karen October 24, 2019
Roman Kim is a name that wants to cuddle his girlfriend all day. He gets nervous around the girl. He wants all her attention but doesn’t want to admit it. He’s an Asian boy and loves Asian girls.
by Mother Karen October 24, 2019
Wants to cuddle his girlfriend all day. Gets nervous around her and doesn’t act like himself around her. He is a Asian boy and is into Asian girls. Never let go of him. He’s also loyal, nice, funny, and smart. Super cute and only likes cute, Asian, brown haired, girls with a beautiful smile. He’s a keeper
by Mother Karen October 25, 2019
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