Grass puppy

A Grass puppy is a cow. So when people say that Cows are just ugly say no they are grass puppys

Alex- "Have you seen my Grass puppy yet?"
Sandra-"WTH is a Grass puppy?"
Alex- "A cow, duh"

by Lifewcee November 27, 2017

Puppy Fat

When a teenager, aged 13-15 gains weight during puberty, especially around their belly.

‘You can really see Lewis’ puppy fat when he takes his shirt off’ - I.e. Lewis has a belly.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 August 15, 2018

Puppy power

An excuse for you to urinate on somebody at will

Tom: hey, Scooby-Doo 1 is better than Monsters unleashed
Bob: PUPPY POWER *unzips pants and begins peeing on Tom*

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

Puppy Killers

Dangerous, secretive sect of heroes and bodybuilders whose activities are unknown. People love to hate them and hate to love them. Their only known gathering place is L.A.I.R., which is rumored to be a fortress 2 miles in the air.

I heard that it was the Puppy Killers, not the mafia, that were behind the JFK assassination.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2008

nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

fudge puppy

Having anal sex with a girl doggie style

Hey bro, got some nasty fudge puppy last night.

by jessknowsbest August 31, 2011

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019