Punani Pukana

A playful Kiwi expression for cunnilingus, blending two terms:

Punani – Slang for a woman’s vagina.

Pukana – A Māori term referring to the fierce, wide-eyed, tongue-out expression seen in the haka (a traditional Māori dance).

Aw chea bro, I saw you in town with Shae last night, did she let you give her the old punani pukana?

by warp.ride February 5, 2025

Penal Fart

When you pretend to cum to get out of a bad sexual experience.

I had to Penal Fart the other night with Rotundra, it was below average puss!

by Kokktapus February 18, 2025

Penaldogs

Little midgets, aged 5-12, who idolize a camel name Penaldo from Portugal. They are under the false impression that this man is the greatest football player of all time. They are most commonly delusional and later accept the fact that Messi is the GOAT. Most penaldogs also support a team called Real Madrid, which plays in the top division of Spanish football, called La Liga.

"You penaldogs don't know anything about football."

by Jaedon Mulakanchira February 24, 2025

Pualemma

The romantic and mostly sexual relationship between an rat and a turkey.

A: I ship Pualemma, they're so cute!

A: I just saw them have passional sex, ew!
B: THAT'S SO PUALEMMA CORE

by Larangatana October 9, 2025

Penal columnization

A torture method consisting of cutting a man’s penis into 4 columns and pulling them off 1 by 1.

In that one gore film they tortured him via penal columnization

by The torture guy October 28, 2025

Penal rape

When you are bored in math class, so you decide to shove your pencil up your bro's anal hole.

I Penal rape leo during math class

by KungErik January 13, 2026

DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010