panda

someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy

he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

King Panda

Any chinese food resturant with fantastic wonton soup and bangin' egg rolls that can deliver worldwide at any time of the day or night.

"I need some chinese food and it is 3am!"
"Let's just call King Panda delivery!"

by BigTits101 September 14, 2009

Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Hood Panda

An Asian hood rat

Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.

Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.

Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas

by LSwho? November 2, 2012

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 1, 2014