Polishtician

1) A politician that gets his knob or cock polished by a woman other than his spouse, while holding public office. He is often a womanizer and may use his political standing and influence to achieve the desired tugjob or handjob.

2) A male who is considered an expert in manipulating women into polishing his knob or giving him handjobs.

1) Some of the most skilled and well known polishticians of our time are Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer and Donald Trump.

2) Tom gets so many handjobs. He’s by far the best polishtician I know. God bless him!

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor April 3, 2018

Polish Tuxedo

A matching tracksuit; top and bottom, usually worn by gopniks; Eastern European hooligans from lower social classes. The polish tuxedo for the gopnik is equivalent to what a normal person would wear for formal occasions such as a wedding. The polish tuxedo is usually sourced from the clothing manufacturer Adidas.

Sasha: hey misha, I see you're wearing your polish tuxedo, what's the occasion?

by BigHaaan July 16, 2018

Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.

“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace

by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018

polish headbanger

Chronic masterbater

Well he’d have gone on a date. But he’s a polish headbanger, and rather do it himself.

by 12233344445555 January 30, 2019

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Polish rimjob

When you lick the little hole on a Paczki to test out what filling it is before committing to the calories.

You better give that Paczki a Polish rimjob so you don’t end up with prune again this year.

by A. Writer February 27, 2019