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Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.
He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.
by IQuarent July 29, 2017
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polish gymsock

When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers
Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock
by Piddlecak September 18, 2017
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polish invasion

When you pee in your partner's mouth instead of ejaculating
Dude, i polish invasioned Amanda last night and she couldn't tell the difference!
by DumpiesDumpTruck November 16, 2017
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polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.
I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.
by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017
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Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.
My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.
by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018
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polish disco

Buying booze from a supermarket and drinking it on the street park while listening to music on ones mobile phone.
Guy1: Hey do you want to do something tonight?
Guy2: Sure, let's go to polish disco
by viktorgino June 11, 2018
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Polishtician

1) A politician that gets his knob or cock polished by a woman other than his spouse, while holding public office. He is often a womanizer and may use his political standing and influence to achieve the desired tugjob or handjob.

2) A male who is considered an expert in manipulating women into polishing his knob or giving him handjobs.
1) Some of the most skilled and well known polishticians of our time are Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer and Donald Trump.

2) Tom gets so many handjobs. He’s by far the best polishtician I know. God bless him!
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